jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Hello

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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