What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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