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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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