- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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