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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock? Come in.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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