- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A man goes to the potty.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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