- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A hill billy went fishing

A house comes around the corner.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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