- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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