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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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