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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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