- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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