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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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