Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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were you expecting a joke

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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stinky boner

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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