- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Get on the boat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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