- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Black people having a Job.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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