- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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