When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Faithful men.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Black people having a Job.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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