- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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