- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

i saw amango it splootered

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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