Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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