- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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