who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Indians

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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