- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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