As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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