An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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