Women's rights

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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