NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Diarrhea

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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