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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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