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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Allah walked into AK Bar

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake