- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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