- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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