- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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