- Anti Joke

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A Chinese man fails a math test

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck