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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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