What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Blacks

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

WNBA

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Tunechi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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