person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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