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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

whats brown and sticky a stick

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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