Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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This isn't funny.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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