- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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