- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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