- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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