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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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