- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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