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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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