- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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