What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Rylan Clark

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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