- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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