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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How old are you? 7

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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