What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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