Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

bangers and mash?

Why did the fish fly It didn't

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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