Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Communism hehe xd

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

a black man walks out of popeyes

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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