what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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rocky is here again.......................

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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