- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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