Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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