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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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