why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

homosexual rights to marriage

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

My spelling is horrible

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