Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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