- Anti Joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."