A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

womens rights

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock It's open, come in

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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