guess what what ...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

I asked her where you were.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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