- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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