Steven hawkings shook my hand

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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