- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A fat guy!

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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