God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

autistic kids rock

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Pain Olympics.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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