A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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