- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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