- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the dog die? He was old

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