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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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