So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

i wonder who made this website? a human

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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