- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.