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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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