- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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