jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Knock Knock.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Death by kayak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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