- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

My cat just died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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