- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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