YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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