- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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