- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

All of these jokes are about white people

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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