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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Men's rights

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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