- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yellow People !!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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