Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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