- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

All of these jokes are about white people

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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