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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Emily Walker.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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