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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Rylan Clark

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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