- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A women left the kitchen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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