- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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