What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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