What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Knock, knock. Come in.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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