A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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