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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A terrorist robs a walrus.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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