Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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