Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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woman's rights

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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a man makes a bad joke

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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