What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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