- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A miserable man committed suicide.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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