I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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