- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.