- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.