- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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