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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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