How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Pickle

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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bite me

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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