- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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