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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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