- Anti Joke

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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