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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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