- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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