- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Drew Knowles is gay

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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