- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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