what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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My jeans

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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