What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -34

like if your cool

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

thumb_up thumb_down -36

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

thumb_up thumb_down -38

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

thumb_up thumb_down -38

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -38

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Denard Robinson

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

thumb_up thumb_down -42

there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops