whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A miserable man committed suicide.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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