- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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