- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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