That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Men's rights

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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