- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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