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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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