- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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