Gay rights.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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pudding

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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