- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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