Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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