Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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