Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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