- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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