How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -15

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops