What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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womens rights.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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