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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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