- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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