- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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