Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

race-car = rac-ecar

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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