- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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