- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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