How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...