- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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