what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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