Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Anti Joke

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