- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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